Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Viagra may cause headaches, heart attacks

Pitchman Jody Richards sounded like he was reading one of those pharmaceutical commercials yesterday when he took to the House floor to sell HB 1.

He started off with how great it is going to be after the bill passes. He said "make no mistake about it, this is not merely a step forward. This is a giant leap in the direction of long-term financial stability."

Then he transitioned into the part that sounded like the legal disclaimer telling you that, in addition to all the sex you might be having, you could die.

He says in the clip below that we will not go bankrupt if (and only if) future legislators pour much more money into the system than he has done and investment returns get much better.

Sure, and if we were all twenty five years old, no one wouldn't need those little blue pills, either.

9 comments:

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Jody would be better off eating hulled hemp seeds. They won't cause heart attacks, headaches, make you go blind or cause erections lasting more than four hours.

The Kentucky General Assembly should pass a resolution asking the Kentucky federal delegation to introduce legislation to remove hemp from the Controlled Substances Act.

That would create thousands of "green" jobs in Kentucky. It would be a rich source of tax revenue for the financially-strapped Kentucky government.

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